See? I can update without linking to the old journal.

So, I went to see MC Motherfuckin' Chris last night. Me and the girlfriend.

God. Damn.

There was jumping. There was shouting. There was singing along. There was more of all those again.

There was, in fact, some Weird Al. At least a cover. He did "Dare to be Stupid." I lold.

He bitched about the Goonies plot. (How did the fucking map get into the attic?!) Demanded a prequel.
He bitched about Transformers. Predicted Michael Bay's next movie, Bionicles.

Let me slow down, explain this all a bit better.

So, MC Chris (if you're a fucking idiot and don't know) is a nerdcore raper. He's from Atlanta, he's been on Cartoon Network/Adult Swim/ATHFCMFFT. He's MC Pee Pants, Sir Loin, Little Brittle.
He Wants Candy, He's like a 10-year-old, His backpack has jets.
God dammit, the man's an institution.

He does this set, see; it's, like, his entire first album, about half the second one, and about a quarter each of the third and fourth. He threw a couple new ones in there, a couple remixes. He told jokes, he talked about his sack, we sang along to the Duck Tales theme.

Let me put it this way:
He gets on stage, in a green baseball cap, with a laptop.
He has his back to the crowd, the stage is dark.

You see a glow come up on the laptop - he's obviously just taken it off screensaver. He's got the mic already.

"What's up bitches?"
Music... what is that? Is that?

TRANSFORMERS!

Awesome.

The show went up from there.

And at the end of it all? He left a towel on stage. HA! Got that shit.

I also got some merch/schwag/retail. Call it whatever.
Motherfucker signed Courtney's tit.

Here's the rest of the shit we got:


Isn't it... magical?

So, in closing: Even after a 2 hour drive, getting lost, and waiting in line beside the very scene and the very annoying, MC Chris is still the best show I've ever seen.
And I've been to a Reel Big Fish show. You know how I am about RBF.

Proof:


The look on my face? Well, this was taken after the show. I'm awestruck, what can I say?