Here's my open God-damned letter. The autocracy is finally at the apex of fucking silly.

Angelo,
If you want to run a fucking business, run one. If you want to run a playground, then buy a plot of land outside a preschool. If you want to run a website based in skinning roots that's evolved like a Pokemon into a rampaging Clusterfuckichu of idiot preteens, fuckwitted staff, and more gossip than LMN, if that was your life-fucking goal, you can God-damned retire and move into the mountains, 'cause you've lived the dream, man.

If that's not what you wanted to do, get rid of the shit that makes everyone hate this place. Stop making it so damned easy for any moron with a webcam and dark makeup to put up their MySpace links. Fire some morons. Stop prolonging the Secret Society aspect of staffism. You fuckers obviously need some community input. And don't give me any of the carbon-copy, knee-jerk responses. I give less than zero fuck about the whiny excuses shat out every time someone comes up with a legitimate complaint that can't be laughed off like most of the retarded things we hear about.
"Lol s3rvers space is expensive!" Then limit what space nonsubscribers can have. Oh. Fucking duh.
"You can't see everything from up here." Thanks, bro. Glad to know that Truman-ism has survived.
"I don't have time to poop, I'm so busy!" Fiber, jackass. And some self-restraint.

You want to run any kind of community-based operation, you start with the what? The fucking community. For Christ's sakes, it sounds like a cheerleader entry exam. It's ridiculously simple. I guaran-damn-tee you I'm not speaking for myself, here. No one is having any fun anymore. I hate to break it to you, Angie ol' boy, but this place pretty much sucks now; and it's your job to fix it. And for fuck's sake, let the people who want to help do so.

In all seriousness; I know I'm a vulgar bastard, but these are not easily dismissable points. I've been here a lot less time than most of the people I'm insulting, and I make no apology. I may be a damn fool, and I may sound like an asshole, but I've been here this long because of my love for the community. This is the first time I've had to even consider whether I want to bother renewing my subscription.

I don't. And I won't until some changes are made. Whatever bad-ass site features you're sitting on aren't going to work, either. We don't need a mood system. We need a working message centre. We need a larger HD staff. We need more mods. Spend your money on better shit, dude. On useful shit.

Lordamercy.
-Nate god damned Varnadoe.