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`zephyrkinetic:iconzephyrkinetic:

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Journal Entry: Mon Apr 21, 2008, 4:56 PM







Hi. My name is Nate, and I used to have a computer. I have 01100111011001010110010101101011 tattood around my wrist, dice on my arm, and I have 3000 Geek points at thinkgeek.com. And my computer is broken.

Not long after I built my computer (really built it - not used my parents' ) I joined deviantART.

- as you might have noticed :paranoid: -

But now I'm never here. Like, ever. I get on this shit at the fuckin LieBerry, and it works, except for dAmn, and I look at some deviations, but not the ones with nudity, or mature language, because the military server won't allow it, and then I piss off and go home.

I go home to my fantastic girlfriend of over a year now. The one that accompanies me to the fuckin LieBerry, who sews, and has long hair that gets in my face when we go to sleep at night. We watch remnants of my old computer on hers: a couple of Eddie Izzard specials and a Lewis Black that don't need codecs, because her computer lacks most of them, and we don't have internet anymore.

The library closes in seven minutes. That means I have to submit this in five.

See how awesome life can be?

By the way, go watch Juno.

Fuck you.

Go watch it.


PS: Will, if you don't call me back, I'm going to steal all your melanin and steal it to the first Asian I see.











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  • Current Age: 22
  • Current Residence: Goldsboro, NC
  • Interests: dA, girl-parts, video gamery, food.
  • Favourite movie: Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter; Cheerleader Ninjas
  • Favourite band or musician: The Clash, Reel Big Fish, Lounge Against the Machine, MC Chris
  • Favourite genre of music: Ska, everything else.
  • Favourite artist: Luis Royo, Masashi Kishimoto
  • Favourite poet or writer: Alfred Noyes, Tad Williams, K.A. Applegate
  • Favourite photographer: Tanya Chalkin
  • Favourite style or digital art: Byzantine, Elizabethan, minimalist
  • Operating System: Windows XP Pro
  • MP3 player of choice: Winamp 5, iPod
  • Shell of choice: Conch :slow:
  • Wallpaper of choice: Huge.
  • Skin of choice: Winamp v5 standard
  • Favourite game: Soul Calibur II, D&D 3.5, Sims II, Guitar Hero I & II.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo, then Sony, then Sega. X-Box is weak.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Carl, from ATHF. Stewie, from Family Guy.
  • Personal Quote: "Sperdoinkle."
  • Tools of the Trade: Skabat, penis.

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~tehkao:icontehkao: 3 days 23 hours ago
Actually, I do remember this. This was a Nate & K.C. tag-team pranking.
=frozenpandaman:iconfrozenpandaman: Apr 22, 2008, 4:55:03 PM
:eyes:

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`zephyrkinetic:iconzephyrkinetic: Apr 2, 2008, 12:57:32 PM
:unimpressed:

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"Think of him as a sharp edge that doesn't compromise." =Prince-des-Sots
~blackelfstone:iconblackelfstone: Mar 24, 2008, 12:18:38 PM
Hey. It's been ages. How goes it?
*Jakqe:iconJakqe: Mar 17, 2008, 5:24:34 PM
Every time someone gets spam like this, Richard devours a baby. Please, Remember the babies and stop this spam!

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I'm making my list and checkin' it twice, Gonna find out who I'm goin' to shoot or slice. The Grammar Nazi is coming to town!
:iconPolicyRapistNoMore:~PolicyRapistNoMore LET THE RAPE OF DEVIANTART POLICY END HERE AND NOW!
*Jakqe:iconJakqe: Mar 17, 2008, 5:23:31 PM
You. Are. Unintelligent.

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I'm making my list and checkin' it twice, Gonna find out who I'm goin' to shoot or slice. The Grammar Nazi is coming to town!
:iconPolicyRapistNoMore:~PolicyRapistNoMore LET THE RAPE OF DEVIANTART POLICY END HERE AND NOW!
*Jakqe:iconJakqe: Mar 17, 2008, 5:23:13 PM
You. Scare. Me.

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I'm making my list and checkin' it twice, Gonna find out who I'm goin' to shoot or slice. The Grammar Nazi is coming to town!
:iconPolicyRapistNoMore:~PolicyRapistNoMore LET THE RAPE OF DEVIANTART POLICY END HERE AND NOW!
!amyperticone:iconamyperticone: Mar 1, 2008, 2:00:59 AM
Wow! You really are a brilliant poet, aren't you?

Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?


It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift

but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.
~RikuPwnsYou:iconRikuPwnsYou: Feb 12, 2008, 12:03:10 AM
pedobear?

whar?

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`zephyrkinetic:iconzephyrkinetic: Jan 22, 2008, 8:46:48 PM
Hahaha.

I don't remember doing that, but I bet it was pretty fucking funny.

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~SmartCowsMoo:iconSmartCowsMoo: Jan 20, 2008, 9:16:10 PM Mood: Repulsed
YOU BASTARD! I FINALLY FOUND YOU!!! AFTER LIKE 2 YEARS I FINALLY FOUND YOU!! MY LITTLE SISTER THOUGHT YOU WERE HER BF TALKING TO HER ON HERE!!! THE FUCK MAN, THE FUCK? She told me about you and... IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU FOR LIKE 2 YEARS!...bet you're a child-molester.You're joe, my ass.
~EpicMyst:iconEpicMyst: Dec 31, 2007, 8:56:17 PM
A________A;;;;

*stare right at webcam*

ahahahahaha

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(> ' []' )> "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
*daisyamnell:icondaisyamnell: Nov 15, 2007, 1:04:03 AM
aww cute webcam shot =) I bet the kitty is sleeping good there =) oow me likes kitties ^^

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:weed: :shamrock: :frog: From the stars we came,
and to the stars we will return. :frog: :shamrock: :weed:
~matt123456789:iconmatt123456789: Nov 2, 2007, 6:05:47 PM
ah.......... HAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :iconangryplz:

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this account is dead, bitch! ~RebelliousArchAngel is where the fun is at.
`zephyrkinetic:iconzephyrkinetic: Nov 2, 2007, 5:17:55 PM
It means you're an idiot, and you should play in a chemical fire.

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~matt123456789:iconmatt123456789: Nov 1, 2007, 4:53:15 PM
i don't know what that means..........

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`zephyrkinetic:iconzephyrkinetic: Nov 1, 2007, 2:17:58 PM
Don't hurt yourself.

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~matt123456789:iconmatt123456789: Nov 1, 2007, 4:11:11 AM
what? :O_o:

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`zephyrkinetic:iconzephyrkinetic: Oct 31, 2007, 10:02:14 PM
.gaF

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~matt123456789:iconmatt123456789: Oct 31, 2007, 3:46:57 PM
she did the same to me, on one of my poems, i thought she actually liked it........ *emo corner*

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this account is dead, bitch! ~RebelliousArchAngel is where the fun is at.
~lomwat:iconlomwat: Oct 27, 2007, 7:28:11 PM
:iconceilingcatplz: likes your webcam.

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